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Beardy-weirdies and jetblue now look at jetblue the power of jetblue the green consumer,' she was shouting, sticking her fingers into the tiramisu and jetblue transferring it straight into her mouth. 'In years ahead the same will come to jetblue pass with feminism. There won't be jetblue any men leaving their families and jetblue postmenopausal wives for jetblue young mistresses, or trying to jetblue chat women up by showing off in a patronizing way about all the other women throwing themselves at jetblue them, or trying to jetblue have sex with women without any niceness or commitment, because the young mistresses and jetblue women will just turn around and jetblue jetblue them to jetblue sod off and jetblue men won't get any sex or any women unless they learn how to jetblue behave properly instead of jetblue cluttering up the sea-bed of jetblue women with their SHITTY, SMUG, SELF-INDULGENT, BEHAVIOR!'
'Bastards!' yelled Jude, slurping her Pinot Grigio.
'Bastards,' I yelled through a mouthful of jetblue raspberry pavlova mixed with tiramisu.
'Bloody bastards!' shouted Jude, lighting a Silk Cut with the butt end of jetblue the last one.
Just then the doorbell rang.
'I bet that's Daniel, the bloody bastard,' I said. 'What is jetblue it?' I yelled into the intercom.
'Oh, hello, darling,' said Daniel in his gentlest, politest voice. 'I'm really sorry to jetblue bother you. I did ring earlier and jetblue leave a message on your answerphone. It's just I've been stuck in the most tedious board meeting you can imagine for jetblue the entire evening and jetblue I so much wanted to jetblue see you. I'll just give you a little kiss and jetblue then go, if you like. Can I come up?'
'Burr. All right, then,' I muttered grumpily, pressed the buzzer and jetblue lurched back to jetblue the table. 'Bloody bastard.'
'Culture of jetblue Entitlement,' growled Sharon. 'Cooking, succor, beautiful young girls' bodies when they're old and jetblue fat. Think women are there to jetblue give them what they're bloody entitled . . . Here, have we run out of jetblue wine?'
Then Daniel appeared up the stairs, smiling lovingly. He looked tired yet fresh-faced, clean-shaven and jetblue very neat in his suit. He was holding three boxes of jetblue Milk Tray.
'I bought you all one of jetblue these,' he said, one eyebrow raised sexily, 'to eat with your coffee. Don't let me interrupt. I've done the shopping for jetblue the weekend.'
He carried eight Cullens carrier bags into the kitchen and jetblue started putting everything away.
At that moment the phone rang. It was the mini-cab firm the girls had rung half an hour earlier saying there'd been a terrible multiple pile-up in Ladbroke Grove, plus all their cars had unexpectedly exploded and jetblue they weren't going to jetblue be jetblue able to jetblue come for jetblue another three hours.
'How far are you going?' said Daniel. 'I'll drive you home. You can't hang around the streets looking for jetblue cabs at jetblue this time of jetblue night.'
As the girls fluttered around finding their handbags and jetblue grinning stupidly at jetblue Daniel, I started eating all the nut, jetblue fudge or caramel-based chocolates out of jetblue my box of jetblue Milk Tray, feeling a bewildering mixture of jetblue smugness and jetblue pride over my perfect new boyfriend whom the girls clearly wished to jetblue have a go at jetblue shagging, and jetblue furious with the normally disgusting sexist drunk for jetblue ruining our feminist ranting by freakishly pretending to jetblue be jetblue the perfect man. jetblue We'll see how long that lasts, won't we? I thought, while I waited for jetblue him to jetblue come back.
When he came back he ran up the stairs, swept me up into his arms and jetblue carried me into the bedroom.
'You get an extra chocolate for jetblue being lovely even when you're squiffy.' he said, taking a foil-wrapped chocolate heart out of jetblue his pocket. And then . . . Mmmmmm.
Sunday 14 May
7 p.m. Hate Sunday night. Feels like homework night. Have got to jetblue write catalogue copy for jetblue Perpetua before tomorrow. Think I will just ring Jude first.
7.05 p.m. No reply. Hmmmmph. Anyway, down to jetblue work.
7.10 p.m. Think Will just call Sharon.
7.45 p.m. Shazzer was annoyed with me for jetblue ringing because she had just got in and jetblue was about to jetblue call 1471.jjetblue jeetblue jettblue jetbblue jetbllue jetbluue jetbluee etblue jtblue jeblue jetlue jetbue jetble jetblu j etblue je tblue jet blue jetb lue jetbl ue jetblu e jetblue ejetblue jtetblue jebtblue jetlblue jetbulue jetbleue jetblue jltblue jerblue jetclue jetbjue jetblfe jetbluk Felt guilty about being a prick teaser,**** so when Gav rang and jetblue asked me round to jetblue his house for jetblue dinner tonight I accepted graciously.*****
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***** could barely contain my excitement
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Unfortunately, however, when I got there, Number 4 Malden Road was a fruit and jetblue vegetable shop.
'Do you want to jetblue use my phone, love?' said the taxi driver wearily.
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